Make up or porn? the game

Before you think I'm a pervert or something, it wasn't my idea. Ellen played the "Nail polish or porn" game on her show and I felt like doing something similar, so created this quiz. Just for fun, it's not 18+ content!

Ellen's Videos

People who deserve to get punched in the face

Those who...
- tag their own Instagram photos with #hot, #model, #sexy etc.
- write status' like "it's 11:11, so magical"
- say/write SWAG and/or YOLO
- think YOLO excuses everything
- "like, if you're human", "like, if you don't hate puppies", "like, if you're not a potato"
- an album full of sunset & lake pictures, album name: photography
- think they're famous for getting more than 5 likes on something
- write something about JB or 1D everywhere
- posting thousands of photos of their dog
- take selfies in the bathroom
- make a duckface
- take a pictures withlcohol, cigarette etc.
- are bullies
- think Chinese eat their pets
- ask you to like their selfie
- send farmville invitations
- write "Chillexing with my Biaaatchees <3<3<3 ;)"
- are stupid but don't get that they're stupid
- like Honey Boo Boo

In a parallel universe...

Bobbi pins are looking for us

Zombies are afraid of a human apocalypse

We lie on the TV and watch couch



Onions are crying while cutting humans

Zebras across streets walking on human strips

Marshmallows grill people

Bathrooms taking pictures in human

Pillows have human fightes

People sitting on trees and shit on bird's car

Internet gets angry because human doesn't work

Kristen Stewart do have expressions



Tables trip over people

Turkeys eat human at thankstaking



Pokemons collect human cards

What horror movies has taught me

1. Do not make any genetic experiments

2. Never cheat on your girlfriend/wife, they probably will go crazy and kill you on a horrible way.

3. When you hear somebody scream, you shouldn't follow that voice, you should run for your fucking life!

4. Everything harmless is scary, especially children!

5. There are no funny clowns

6. Every Party gets a visit from a killer

7. Doctors are evil geniuses

8. The dumb one gets killed first

9. Avoid people that have doll collection in their house

10. Stay out of the cellar

11. People that live in a small farm house in the woods are psychos

12. If someone told you this house/item is haunted, stay away!

13. The chance is big that the japanese girl you just met is already dead, she's coming back for revenge

14. Camping never ends up good

15. The only reason a hot girl is nice to a nerd is because she wants to eat him

16. Go into the bathroom is a dangerous thing to do

17. Don't keep strange Antiques

18. Don't judge people on skin colors, but chalky white skin is still a sign of evil

19. Female ghosts prefer dirty white dresses

20. Don't read a weird latin text aloud

Level: Asian

Study

Cheating

Comfort

Photoshop

Make up

Queue

Age

Art

delivery

sport

cheerleading 

Hair dresser 

traffic light

Food

Pet

Clean up

Why be the better person?

I remember a thing that happened years ago. I tweeted that the people from my school are stupid & annoying without mention a name! Someone from my school saw this and told my teacher that I cyberbullied him. Fuck logic! However, when people do stupid things, they should also be ready for those things go public.

Ur mad Bro?

Yes, it's a boy! Happy for the attention? I think some of you would say I shouldn't be upset about a person like that & be the better person. What do you get as a better person? NOTHING BUT CRAP! So, sorry, I'm not that nice or tolerant. My opinion is, that people will treat you like shit if you don't fight against it. I already shared my opinion straight in the face of this guy. Since his IQ is lower than the IQ of a potato, he didn't get it. So it's not like I'm one of those girls who only talks on the internet or behind the back.

Join my English class, it's almost impossible not to laugh. His English doesn't even sound like English. Before you say: "maybe he isn't good with languages" - There's nothing he is good at.

You won't believe it, but I've got nightmares since I know him, no joke!

Now my favorite part "Quote the stupidity"

"But you didn't told us that we gonna have a surprise test"

~ You don't really get how a surprise test works, right?

"Where is *location*? I don't live there"

~ And I don't live in Sweden but I can find it on a map!

"Why do we always get ugly Newbies?"

~ Dude, did you look at yourself in the mirror lately? Because it looks like this:

"Japanese, Chinese or Korean, isn't it the same? All Asians"

~ You know Asia has more than 3 countries.

BONUS Quote (from someone elese)

"It's embarrassing when someone only get 1 Like in 50min"

~ Life doesn't depends on Facebook likes.

7 types of Facebook attention seeking status'

The "Write a sad status about how sad I am" but don't want to talk about it

Don't What to talk about it but write a status on Facebook?! I'm pretty sure this person's "problem" can't be so bad. Do you want a tin of pity? Oops, I dropped it.

The "Actually I've got nothing to say" but still want people to like my status

Does it look like I give a fuck about what you like?!

The "repeating numbers on clock" 

Got to post it, 'cause no one else owns a clock! Really can't undetstand this kind of person. You must be seriously bored to update the time.

The "I love you all so much!" to get likes and nice comments

If you really love your friends, you should probably go and tell them and not post it on Facebook. Wanna show off that you've got friends or something?

The "make no sense status"

Just why? Why do you waste your time with shitty Facebook status'?

The "Like and I..."

Probably the most obvious attention seeking thing someone can do. It gets more ridiculous everyday. What's next? Like when you breath?

The "My lover is a secret"

Guess what? Nobody cares!

Facebook vs. reality

What people say/do on Facebook and what they say/do in reality.

Facebook: I`m a virgin
Reality: I have sex all the time


Facebook: Weight doesn't matter
Reality: Eww, she's so fat


Facebook: support gay marriage
Reality: Bully someone because he/she is gay


Facebook: I love you!
Reality: Never seen each other before


Facebook: I agree with Einstein's theory of relativity
Reality: Smart as a potato


Facebook: Only take pictures of salad
Reality: Eat cheeseburgers all the time


Facebook: He is the only one for me!
Reality: Have 3 boyfriends


Facebook: Me without make up
Reality: Looks like she's sick without make up

Facebook: Post "deep" quotes as status
Reality: Whazzz up, niggas


Facebook: Party all night long
Reality: Stay at home everyday


Facebook: Read a lot of books
Reality: Can't spell dog


Facebook: That movie wasn't scary at all
Reality: Sleeps with the lights on

Isst du Hunde?

Ihr glaubt nicht wie oft mir diese Frage gestellt worden ist. Es ist eines der grössten Klischees die es über Chinesen gibt, vermutlich haben diese Leute zu viel RTL geguckt ;) Dabei habe ich noch nie im Leben was Komisches gegessen. Weder Schnecken, irgendwelche Tiergehirne oder sonst was. Generell esse ich auch nicht wirklich viel Fleisch, meistens Hühnchen. Kommen wir also mal zur den Klassiker:

Isst du dein Haustier?

Ihr glaubt also, dass ich z.B mein Hund (hatte mal einen) einfach so mal am Feierabend auf den Grill schmeisse?

Ihr esst doch Affen?

Was für exotische Tiere kommen als Nächstes, Ameisenbär? Giraffe?

Du kannst Deutsch sprechen?! 

Nee, ich tu nur so.

Du kannst aber gut Deutsch!

Ich komme mir dabei immer wie ein Hündchen vor, dass gerade "Sitz" gelernt hat.

Bubble Tea ist total eklig, wie könnt ihr das trinken?

Das was du trinkst ist ja auch kein Bubble Tea, Idiot!

Deine Haare sehen total komisch aus, hast du sie nicht gewaschen?

Nur weil ich keine glanzlosen Strohhaufen auf dem Kopf habe oder wat?

Alles, auf dem Made in China steht, ist billig

Zur Info, nur weil es z.B Made in Italy steht muss es noch längst nicht wirklich in Italien gemacht worden sein. Das Material kommt dann aus China etc. und wurde in Italien zusammen genäht/geschraubt/was auch immer.

Sag mal irgendwas auf  Chinesisch

Geh doch auf Google Übersetzer und benutze diese Aussprache Funktion!

Ihr kopiert doch alles!

Es gibt genügend Shiseido, Miu Miu etc. Fakes und das sind asiatische Marken also Klappe. 

Japaner, Chinesen, Koreaner, ist doch alles das Gleiche!

Ämm, nein! Aber das Gleiche könnte ich über die Europäer sagen.


Kannst du mit diese Augen überhaupt was sehen?
Ja, deine Mudda.

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